Old Max is a barman
He used to watch clips that don’t exist
But it's been six months that in his cool place
No one went to get pissed
And just when he was turning off the TV
Someone who was doing a round
Said “don't worry man the loser is back in town”

A very useless policeman
Always checking happy guys’ breath
Since last October has been waiting for me
Standing on a wooded street edge
And when he was leaving that dark place
His radio said very loud:
“Be ready man, the loser is back in town!”

Now I'm so glad but I'm ready for the bad time to come
Cause it was said that I’d be better off dead
It’s driving me mad understanding if this place is still calling

Anthony and his comics
Always bothers all his colleagues
He complains for this and complains for that
And complains for whatever he sees
And in the middle of a grumbling
The girl burst in and said what she found
She found that the loser is back in town

Unsatisfied dolly dagger
Lately is overwhelmed by a hitch
Since the day she found he who once ignored my sound
She has been trying out ways him to ditch
And right when she was drowning
In a pool of tears she made a bound
Cause the lifeguard said “the loser is back in town”

Now I'm so glad but I'm ready for the bad time to come
Cause it was said that I’d be better off dead
It’s driving me mad understanding if this place is still calling

Now I'm so glad but I'm ready for the bad time to come
Cause it was said that I’d be better off dead
It’s driving me mad understanding if this place is still calling

Neat love thought it was digging the grave
While the time wasn’t taking a rest
Hence she was dazed about the words they say
And the story slipped into a big sad mess
Then when the plane was landing
The pilot who was upside-down
Said “beware baby, the loser is back in town!”
Beware people, the loser is back in town!